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meh

its okay... deffinately would be funny in a prank... but it kinda doesnt have any opening statements... owell

realmofdarkness responds:

Actually it has a lot of opening statements. Besides "hello" it also has "my moms computer wont turn off" or "im having a a problem"

Buggin out

wont stop walking once he stops...

Magical-Zorse responds:

I programmed the game to bug out if your username was flashwonders.

not gonna lie

i think this is a pretty good idea... haha..

i had an advent calander last year... but i made it to like
december 9th
then i cheated and opened all the doors and ate the candy...

you should make it cooler... like... when you open the door... you get a game
or a funny little short....
ya know???
if ya want...
ill even help you!!!
ha

but yeah...
pretty cool idea!

OctoFlash responds:

thanks for the good idea, maybe i'll make an animation a day or maybe even a game!
oh yeah and if you have any ideas for minigames or an animation, tell me. :D

I like how...

The guy bellow me sums up his post with "no offence"...

owell... free whistle i guess...

anywho

this is an awesome game and the guy below me doesnt know what hes talking about...
the only thing i would change tho is the sizeing controle... make it more like flash and MSPaint controle... the box with the squares in the middle where you can just drag it to size... much easier!!!

OH and better song choice would have been cool!!!

smokinjoeevil responds:

Awww, come on... I thought the songs fit really well. And I, personally, like them a lot. I wanted to use NG users music

A. to help out some fellow content posters
and
B. make this project even more about being NG-centric

But thanks for the vote of confidence, and yeah... that guy's review got deleted just before I had my chance to respond to it...

im not going to be gentle...

Because if im gentle...then im depriving you of something you REALLY need...
which is criticism...
i thought it was a funny concept... turtle fightin off the craps...
but i didnt like how youcould swimm off the screan... you should be stopped by the edge of the toilet.. which you wernt...
i didnt like how the turds effected you from really far away... they didnt even touch the turtle... and you lost a life... making for a short game...
it can do with some better graphics... and i know... its your first so your not all that experienced...
but graphics is something that wil come in time...
fix the weapon system so that you can shoot multiple shots at once...
instead of one shot that dissapears everytime another shot was fired...
that got annoying when i wanted to actually destroy the poop...
i cant really think of anything else to fix...
so i will leave it at that...
any questions... feel free to PM me...
im open for questions and will deffinatly do my best to help you!!!

Lurpee responds:

I appreciate the honesty. Thank you.

AHHHHH

not a game for the athiest!!!! AHHHHHHHH but it was cool... i like ur approach.... good game tho ive seen a couple like this before!!!

kitty-and-meander responds:

Well of course you've seen games like it before! Graphical Text Adventures have been around since the late 80's dude! And by the way, I'm an atheist too, I thought it would be funny. And most people did find it funny. Anyway, thakns for the review! Even though I find a 2 very unfair. :(

nice

you fixed it up... i like the upgrades and special weapons... you still need music tho... other than that... woop.... you got ur self a good one!

armogedon responds:

Im glad you played both and saw the improvements :)

yeah... what the guy above me said...

most of the games are imposible to win...

in the crazy western one where you had to get the glowing orb... i got to it... but when i did.. nothing happend... this would be an awsome submision if you just... made things actually work~!!!!
fix it up dude... seriously!!!

Dumb-Latvian responds:

you dont get the point.. It's supposed not to work. Thats a strange kind of humor if u understand..

hey!!!

did you get that song from that wii comercial or something??? the one where the japs show up at the door and say "wii would like to play!!!!" sure soundsl like it!!

anyway... much better then the first.... fiven all the way

OTW ALLTHE WAY!!!

djnet responds:

no i got all the music from the audio portal

i love flash!

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